HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
.... followed by a quick burst of static from the radio, and the irritating BEEEEP of the Emergency Broadcast System...
“THIS IS NOT A TEST... a rabid, flamboyant retarded homoboy in a cheap purple Leisure Suit (with Armani cape) and 1970s vintage platform shoes was last seen running through the area, shouting obscenities and disrobing... extremely dangerous, and thought to be the carrier of the recent “Zombie Apocalypse Strain” of influenza... Shoot on sight, and burn the body immediately per instructions from the Atlanta CDC...”
Typically, when I hear something like that, I pay attention...