better version, more like I remember:
Heaven is where the police are British, the lovers French, the mechanics German, the chefs Italian, and it is all organized by the Swiss.
Hell is where the police are German, the lovers Swiss, the mechanics French, the chefs British, and it is all organized by the Italians.
LOL, did I tell you that joke, SunkenCiv?
I guessing you shared this to me because you remembered I have a hot pepper logo on Delphiforums, too.