[Darksheare]

We had an all white odd eyed kitty named Woobie Squeak.
(Best not to ask.)
He acted like he was blind in one eye.
He wasn’t, he just liked acting like a jerk.
“What? You mean you wanted my attention? *yawn* Tend me, human servant.”
The rotten cute little booger.

[Slings and Arrows]

I’m not asking. Serious cattitude, that one.