Posted on 04/11/2014 5:49:04 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
You’re probably already aware of the phrase, “kids say the darndest things.” Well, it is a saying for good reason. Our little proteges, whether they are toddlers or teens, are more aware and clever than most people give them credit for. Their growing minds are like sponges (with attitudes). So don’t be surprised if you ever discover how awesomely hilarious some children are.
You’re not convinced? Well, here’s 25 awesome examples.
1.) Simple, elegant and hilarious.
2.) Fair point.
3.) Well, he’s not wrong.
4.) Now THAT’S how you math.
5.) Touche.
6.) A+
7.) That teacher is heartless.
8.) I love the name “Tedison.”
9.) Well, that’s a little cynical.
10.) LOL.
11.) Close, kid, close.
12.) This is just brilliant.
13.) You have to respect his honesty.
14.) BURNNNNN!
15.) It’s not like this was completely wrong.
16.) … fair enough.
17.) Poor lil cells.
18.) Well, I certainly don’t know it!
19.) That kid is wise.
20.) It was a good try.
21.) So. True.
22.) This is the most epic win ever.
23.) It’s possible, right?
24.) Poor Warren.
25.) A for effort!
Woohoo!!
Top 10.., happy Friday.
TOP 10!
It was really well trained.
I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are generous, kind, thoughtful. People who are not like you admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me for other men. I yearn for you. I have no feelings whatsoever when we're apart. I can be forever happy--will you let me be yours?
Gloria
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Dear John:
I want a man who knows what love is. All about you are generous, kind, thoughtful people, who are not like you. Admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me. For other men, I yearn. For you, I have no feelings whatsoever. When we're apart, I can be forever happy. Will you let me be?
Yours,
Gloria
1. America is capitalist and greedy - yet half of the population is subsidized.
2. Half of the population is subsidized - yet they think they are victims.
3. They think they are victims - yet their representatives run the government.
4. Their representatives run the government - yet the poor keep getting poorer.
5. The poor keep getting poorer - yet they have things that people in other countries only dream about.
6. They have things that people in other countries only dream about - yet they want America to be more like those other countries.
Think about it!
And that, my friends, pretty much sums up the USA in the 21st Century.
Paddy yells to the people, "I'm Paddy Michael Fitzpatrick, an Irish Fire Fighter on holiday. I'm also a Rugby Union fullback! If you jump, I'll catch ya!"
One lady, in desperation, jumps and sure enough Paddy catches her. Then a man sees that Paddy catches the woman and jumps. Sure enough, Paddy catches him as well.
Then President Obama jumps out and crashes to the sidewalk ..........
Paddy didn't even attempt to catch him.
Paddy looks up and yells, "Don't be throwin' down the burnt ones!!"
IBTP TGIF!!!!!!
IBT—in before ten!
The movie: Blazing Saddles
10? Couldn’t find post 1 quickly
The employees know that the customers can’t read cursives.
Well it’s obvious what we have to do. Fire the teachers and give their salaries to these workers.
Movies I have seen more than 3 times:
Some Like It Hot
The Producers(Original)
The Blues Brothers
The Russians Are Coming
The Ten Commandments
Ben Hur
The legend of 1900
The African Queen
Casablanca
The Wizard of Oz
Jesus of Nazareth (Whole Series)
Moby Dick(Original)
(Most of the above I can RECITE from beginning to end! LOL!)
LOL!! Oh, that’s a good one. Prolly written by a manager, too. :)
Much needed silliness.......Happy Friday all....
So many movies I cannot list. I have a wall unit full of DVD’s, including 74 of the 80 movies made by Humphrey Bogart.
Top whatever!
And I can name a few movies I’ve seen three or more times - Star Wars Ep. IV, Empire Strikes Back, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Blazing Saddles, the entire “Dollars Trilogy”...
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They recently instituted tolls on the tunnels here in Norfolk, VA. I was going around the office getting laughs doing this line (in the spirit of Blazing Saddles):
“Anybody got an EZ Pass? Somebody’s gotta go back and get a sh*tload of EZ Passes!”
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