Is the interweb slowing down?

3/30/2014 | me

[Mr. K]

I have noticed that Facebook and Outlook mail and You tube are extremely slow this afternoon.

Does anyone else here see this? Is there getting to be too much traffic?

[Paladin2]

Those keyboards are actually Killer.

[imardmd1]

Is your computer downloading updates in the background, or is there a full scan for viruses going on? If you have DSL, it can be unpredictably variable. On the weekends a lot of people in yor neighborhood may be at home catching up on their email.

[RBStealth]

Doh! You should be using PC-Matic now with “SuperSpeed”

[procrustes]

Just too many people posting, chatting, reading and studying about “Noah!” !!!!

[mountainlion]

My hookup is quite fast today.

[RegulatorCountry]

I complained to Time-Warner about an issue of long standing with my service, I was experiencing an apparent throttledown at midnight, every single night, for about a half hour. Signal so weak from the wireless router that devices would drop it inside my house.

They “fixed” it. Now it happens at noon. What gives?

[Focault's Pendulum]

This usually works on an open port

[driftdiver]

So if i put a picture of a pretty girl into one of those tubes and sent it to you it would get slowed down by nonsense like this?

[bigheadfred]

LOG IN

[PistolPaknMama]

Mine is slower than sludge this afternoon.

[driftdiver]

Yes but hows your interweb?

[Old Sarge]

[Jhadur]

Harry Reid told me its your fault.

[bicyclerepair]

Your 1st and 2nd problems are outlook and facebook respectively.

[SamAdams76]

"Hey there, it's my job to control access to the innernet and people noticed you was spending way too much time on it so I was asked to throttle you back a notch. Now just between you and me, if you was willing to part with a carton of cigarettes and hook me up with a Papa John's pizza delivery - extra cheese and sausage - I could open up some ports and bring your innernet back up to speed"

[shibumi]

Pidgin being the first language of me.

[Cyber Liberty]

The Internet is ... a series of tubes.

[shibumi]

"I do have a red sticker on my mailbox AND a yellow one- what does that mean?"

It means they ran out of orange stickers.

[spokeshave]

Someone put a knot in your internet connection....

As for the stickers on the mail box....if they are reflective its a drone target..

[Justa]

Red Sticker = FEMA Deportation

Yellow Sticker = Re-education Camp.

Just be glad you don’t have the dreaded two black squares.