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a man passes away and is at the Pearly Gates
There to receive him is St Peter
While just outside the gate the man sees a man so brilliantly lit it is undescribable
Next to the brilliantly lit man is what looks like a very very large stove
on the top panel of the stove, a red lite is on
the man asks St Peter..... Is that brilliantly lit man, God ?
St Peter answers yes
the man asks...is that a stove
St Peter answers, yes
then the man asks, what is God cookin ?
St Peter answers............Arizona