a man passes away and is at the Pearly Gates
There to receive him is St Peter
While just outside the gate the man sees a man so brilliantly lit it is undescribable
Next to the brilliantly lit man is what looks like a very very large stove
on the top panel of the stove, a red lite is on
the man asks St Peter..... Is that brilliantly lit man, God ?
St Peter answers yes
the man asks...is that a stove
St Peter answers, yes
then the man asks, what is God cookin ?
St Peter answers............Arizona
There was an evil, vile man in the Yuma prison in the late 1800s. He often cursed God. When he died in the Yuma prison, no one lamented his passing.
Two weeks later, a letter arrived, return address “Hell”.
“Send blankets”, it read, “I’m freezing down here!”