Take a My Little Pony M4A1 carbine with selectable 3-round burst to school and nobody will make fun of you.
http://www.glamguns.com/mylittleponycarbine.html
Hello Kitty AR-15 – Evil Black Rifle Meets Cute and Cuddly. These aren’t my pictures but I wanted to show them off his site so you’ll go to his site and enjoy the rest of his stuff.
This is a real weapon, made of real parts, and the owner shows it being fired on his blog page. I firmly believe that nothing exudes feminine beauty and love for the unannounced guest quite like a perforated liver created by a pink semiautomatic.