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‘Dead’ Man Wakes Up in Funeral Home Body Bag Just as Workers Prepare to Embalm Him (ACA)
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| Friday 28 Feb 2014
Posted on 02/28/2014 4:15:26 PM PST by nickcarraway
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Under Obamacare you get free embalming, when you are not necessary!
To: nickcarraway
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posted on
02/28/2014 4:20:10 PM PST
by
lowbridge
To: nickcarraway
“Anam muck an dhoul! Did ye drink me doornail?”
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posted on
02/28/2014 4:22:14 PM PST
by
ifinnegan
To: nickcarraway
Surely its a miracle and not malpractice. Doctors are not the gods they believe themselves to be.
To: nickcarraway
Lexington Mississippi. Wow, I have family there!
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posted on
02/28/2014 4:25:55 PM PST
by
unixfox
(Abolish Slavery, Repeal the 16th Amendment)
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posted on
02/28/2014 4:28:16 PM PST
by
DJ MacWoW
(The Fed Gov is not one ring to rule them all)
To: Drew68
To: cherry
To: nickcarraway
Dead men wake up all the time only to find they are in Congress.
To: nickcarraway
In many states local coroners are often untrained or poorly trained so simply checking a pulse and not looking for other signs of death could cause this to happen.
To: nickcarraway
Pacemaker must’ve been running Windows 8...
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posted on
02/28/2014 4:57:52 PM PST
by
thoolou
("Technology is driven by those who understand it the least" - Unknown)
To: The Great RJ
“...simply checking a pulse and not looking for other signs of death...”
yes, that sounded a little cursory.
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posted on
02/28/2014 4:58:39 PM PST
by
jocon307
To: nickcarraway
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posted on
02/28/2014 5:00:03 PM PST
by
BraveMan
To: nickcarraway
If you like your undertaker you can keep him.
Woo hoo!! And now less than $5.9k to go!!
We can do this.
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posted on
02/28/2014 5:04:18 PM PST
by
RedMDer
(May we always be happy and may our enemies always know it. - Sarah Palin, 10-18-2010)
To: huckfillary
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posted on
02/28/2014 5:07:51 PM PST
by
txhurl
(Young the Giant, 'It's About Time')
To: BraveMan
“I feel happy. I feel happy.” *WHAP!*
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posted on
02/28/2014 5:11:43 PM PST
by
dfwgator
To: dfwgator
Think that Clan has got their Attorney's lined up? hahahahahahahah
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posted on
02/28/2014 5:22:22 PM PST
by
DAC21
To: nickcarraway
I hate when that happens.
You wake up and you’re in a dark box and you hear the dirt being shoveled on you. And there is not enough room to move your arms good to even knock on the lid good. So you yell, trying not to panic, knowing that every expenditure is wasting precious oxygen.
And then when they do get you out, you realize you’re wearing a suit jacket, no pants, and makeup. It’s just embarrasing.
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posted on
02/28/2014 5:25:40 PM PST
by
DannyTN
To: nickcarraway
Now he has to die all over again.
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posted on
02/28/2014 5:27:05 PM PST
by
Delta 21
(If you like your freedom, you can keep your freedom. Period.)
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