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To: fishtank

What mystery?
Noah is well documented as a Mammoth hater.

He simply didn’t put any Mammoths on his ark.

Thus, no Mammoths. Duh.


5 posted on 02/28/2014 1:02:18 PM PST by humblegunner
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To: humblegunner
What mystery?

Or, maybe all of their hair fell out so they changed their name to humble elephant!

7 posted on 02/28/2014 1:11:32 PM PST by Errant (Surround yourself with intelligent and industrious people who help and support each other.)
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To: humblegunner

He wasn’t very fond of unicorns either...


8 posted on 02/28/2014 1:11:50 PM PST by null and void (<--- unwilling cattle-car passenger on the bullet train to serfdom)
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To: humblegunner

“Noah is well documented as a Mammoth hater.

He simply didn’t put any Mammoths on his ark”

They would have made the Ark capsize,,, like Guam!


10 posted on 02/28/2014 1:12:48 PM PST by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ( Ya can't pick up a turd by the clean end!)
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To: humblegunner

Mammoth, goes well with coffee and crullers.


12 posted on 02/28/2014 1:14:06 PM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: humblegunner

“Noah is well documented as a Mammoth hater. He simply didn’t put any Mammoths on his ark.”

A simpler explanation might be that a pair of Mammoths were just too damn big to fit in and feed. Those things are huge!


53 posted on 02/28/2014 4:44:21 PM PST by catnipman (Cat Nipman: Vote Republican in 2012 and only be called racist one more time!)
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