[DannyTN]

My girlfriend has a poodle. And every once in awhile, after going out side to do it's business, it'll come in and there'll be some hanging from the hairs on her backside. She'll have to get some wipes and clean the poodle up.

BilltheDrill better keep his mammoth well trimmed, or he'll have a mammoth clean up job.

Just things you might not have thought about.

[NFHale]

Well, if the “unthinkable” happens - the mammoth can always store a crate of wipes in the trunk...

(baddaBING!)

And whenever you think YOU’RE having a “bad day at work”, remember THIS poor bastard...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytWgovxo3eA

Talk about “getting into your work”... Whew!

[Billthedrill]

Just things you might not have thought about.

Well, yeah, and a responsible mammoth owner needs to get that sort of thing straight from the beginning. I don't want my tombstone to read "Here lies BilltheDrill, squished while trying to trim a mammoth's butt with a weed-eater." For one thing, that much script would be expensive.