Posted on 02/15/2014 6:46:41 PM PST by DogByte6RER
John Key: 'I'm not a reptile'
He's been to a doctor and a vet just to make sure, but Prime Minister John Key is adamant he's not a shapeshifting reptilian alien.
Mr Key was unusually forced to deny any previously non-declared extraterrestrial connections to reporters after an Auckland man put in an Official Information Act (OIA) request asking for proof he might be one.
"To the best of my knowledge, no. Having been asked that question directly, I've taken the unusual step of not only seeing a doctor but a vet, and both have confirmed I'm not a reptile," a smiling Mr Key said today.
"So I'm certainly not a reptile. I've never been in a spaceship, never been in outer space, and my tongue's not overly long either."
Last month, Auckland man Shane Warbrooke put in an OIA request to the prime minister's office, asking for "any evidence to disprove the theory that Mr John Key is in fact a David Icke style shapeshifting reptilian alien ushering humanity towards enslavement".
David Icke is a British author who believes many world leaders are actually part of a plot to enslave the human race, driven by reptilian shapeshifting aliens.
Mr Key's chief of staff Wayne Eagleson replied to Mr Warbrooke, saying that the OIA request was declined under a section of the act because "the document alleged to contain the information requested does not exist or cannot be found".
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Garbage. Do you think anything human could have come up with that coffee?
I can neither confirm nor deny the existence of weaponised coffee in this hemisphere. / kidding.
Actually, that is a good point to which I have no response.
I wholeheartedly embrace my inner snek.
If they made snake contacts in prescription, I would *so* wear them.
In New Mexico we take out lizard people and our reptilian alien queens seriously:
“He exploited Linda Henning’s belief in aliens to win her trust and friendship, to sell her on the idea that Girly was a reptilian alien queen involved in a plot to take over the earth.”
from here:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/973139/posts
The coffee’s a bit of a giveaway, y’know.
Like the babelfish...
I doubt that the Divinity had anything to do with that coffee.
Thought that was Valerie Jarrett’s family reunion.
divinity might take the edge off...
“Dead” give away...
Drats.
Wonder how many have tried my coffee “cut” with absinthe.
And if we’d ever hear tell of them.
It must be done, for science.
I’m a Rowdy Reptile!
Go Gators!
You’re scaring me.
You have to admit that it would be fascinating to observe.
Eventually I’ll stumble onto “berserker brew”.
Won’t cosplayers be surprised!
Absinthe.
The *real* stuff from Europe.
Not the sanitized version they sell here.
The stuff with real Oil of Wormwood.
Consumed just after the ingestion of
a compound containing a measure of THC.
On the veranda of a hotel in Southeast Asia.
Dream? Nightmare?
A bright, sunny, dreamy nightmare.
And “Lily” was there.
(Some things you just don’t forget.)
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