[PapaBear3625]

I had a counselor at a state agency which I won’t name, send me a young man who she thought was deranged - he played that bad Dungeons & Dragons game and sometimes he dressed in Renaissance clothes (you know, kings, queens, knights, etc.). I was supposed to psychologically test this young man and find out why he was “mentally ill” and then counsel him to make him well.

I've known people who spend their weekends fooling around with little white balls. They have these weird looking bludgeons that they use to whack the balls with, and then they chase the balls around the landscape. Some seem to have fun, others tend to indulge in temper tantrums after whacking the ball.

Real strange bunch. You should look into them.

[Marcella]

“They have these weird looking bludgeons that they use to whack the balls with, and then they chase the balls around the landscape. Real strange bunch. You should look into them.”

I have heard about these strange people and have been told the worst one of these mentally deranged ones, is president of the United States. He stays fixated on the white round balls and is destroying the country since his round ball game is so bad. He blames all the rich people and conservative people for his bad scores.