[driftdiver]

Well at least he didn’t shoot a dog

[2harddrive]

With those illegal orders, that Sergeant bit off more than he could chew!

[PapaNew]

Headline makes it sound like the guy eating the hamburgers was reprimanded & resigned.

[Zack Attack]

HaHa. The title is worded as if the officer quit because HE was forced to eat the burgers.

[PAR35]

He’d probably enjoy a sackfull of Krystals, but I think they come in 10 packs.

[nickcarraway]

The police motto: To Project & Gorge

[faithhopecharity]

wow! what tough cops he’s gonna make, stuffing them full of fattening food. Think: Buddah with guns?

[Talisker]

And people wonder why ETs don’t show themselves.

Commander Zot: “Well, what are these human like”?

Lieutenant Zap: “Well, uh, sir, it’s like this...”

[Snickering Hound]

I always thought he was a cop...

[dfwgator]

[ThunderSleeps]

My team at work once did a "team building exercise" where we went to a local BBQ joint and all ordered something with the hottest sauce on it. Nobody got fired, but there were several cases of indigestion!

Hmm, now that I think of it, we only did that team building exercise once...

[Edward Teach]

Help me out of the booth, boys.

[Sivad]

Whatever happened to good old-fashioned police brutality?

[Billthedrill]

They mustard him out of the ranks.

[Starstruck]

When I was in the service, I remember going to Sandy’s and getting a dozen burgers (I think they were .12 apiece) No problem downing those things and at the time my weight and the price was the same. A buck fifty.

[windcliff]

If he shamed his family he’ll have to take a stroll to the suicide forest.

[Buckeye McFrog]

How many guys are sitting here thinking “Damn, I wish MY basic had been like that”?

[doorgunner69]

12 donuts???

Heck, for most US cops, that is just a warmup for a good sugar buzz..........

[Impala64ssa]

If it were 15 White Castles, I can do that. Though I really shouldn’t, love those “murder burgers” too much ;)

[Busywhiskers]

I think I have inspiration for a Doritos commercial.