Posted on 01/31/2014 4:21:29 AM PST by Lucky9teen
Edited on 01/31/2014 3:10:27 PM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]
Sure, but there is a big difference in whether you have an elastic collision or an inelastic one. fiber glass hitting something squishy goes boing. Fiberglass hitting something hard goes smash.
JAY LENO SET FREE!......
Now that he’s a short timer, Jay does not feel constrained to stay within the network guidelines of “no Obama criticism and staying politically correct” — what a breath of fresh air!
“I was going to start off tonight with an Obama joke, but I don’t want to get audited by the IRS.”
On NSA surveillance: “We wanted a president who listens to all Americans - now we have one.”
On a new IRS commissioner: “He’s called ‘acting commissioner’ because he has to act like the scandal doesn’t involve the White House.”
On closing the Guantanamo prison for terrorists: “If he really wants to close it, turn it into a government-funded solar power company. The doors will be shut in a month.”
Concerning the Benghazi , Associated Press, and IRS scandals: “Remember in the old days when President Obama’s biggest embarrassment was Joe Biden?”
On Obama saying he didn’t know about the IRS scandal: “He was too busy not knowing anything about Benghazi to not know anything about the IRS.”
“The White House has a new slogan about Benghazi : Hope and change the subject.”
“It’s casual Friday, which means that at the White House, they’re casually going through everybody’s phone calls and records.”
“It is not looking good for President Obama. Today his teleprompter took the fifth.”
“Fox News has changed its slogan from ‘Fair and Balanced’ to ‘See, I told you so!’”
On Obama’s commencement address: “He told the young graduates their future is bright unless, of course, they want jobs.”
On a Chicago man who set a record for riding a Ferris wheel: “The only other way to go around and around in a circle that many times is to read the official report on Benghazi .”
On White House claims of ignorance on the scandals: “They took ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’ out of the Pentagon and moved it into the White House.”
Now the last, and I think best!—
“These White House scandals are not going away anytime soon. It’s gotten so bad that People in Kenya are now saying he’s 100 percent American.”
“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity,
and I’m not sure about the former.”- Albert Einstein
MUCH better than the “Bubble Girl” of long ago!
Smug SOB.
Him, not you! LOL!
Lol, so many truths in such a small space. :D
The huge area of destruction plus the lingering smell of *tarbu(ks would be a slight give away, don’t you think?
or should the banker have been carrying a “CC Instant ‘DS’ self defence package”. .? (A Hot cup of Strong Coffee, to the uninitiated) :)
Every blade of grass at the side of the road stood rigidly to attention , staring at the coroner.
Birds flying backwards....
This is scary. ... .
Not to mention the disembodied chanting.
Perhaps we need to make an appointment for Obama....
Today I had to go to Sears.
As I approached the entrance, I noticed a driver looking for a parking space.
I flagged the driver and pointed out a handicap parking space that was open and available.
The driver looked puzzled, rolled down her window and said, “I’m not handicapped!”
Well, as you can imagine, my face was red!
“Oh, I’m sorry” I said. “I saw your Obama bumper sticker and just assumed that you suffered from a mental disorder.”
She gave me the finger and screamed some nasty names at me.
Boy! Some people don’t appreciate it when you’re just trying to help them out!
After archaeologists excavated most of Tammy Fay’s concrete makeup, the mystery of Jimmy Hoffa’s whereabouts was finally solved.
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