[elkfersupper]

Never call the police or the press.

Excellent advice.

Now isn't that praiseworthy encouragement for a young entrepreneur?

The more I read things like this, the more I realize that governments are out of control and that regulators and ordinary citizens have lost their minds.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

What I meant to say was never TALK to the police or the press, which would include not calling them.