Too cold to go outside at night here. Let the dogs out first next time and if they stay out you will be safe.
Oh sure... like any of us are going to listen to the mountainlion after what blueunicorn went through. Sheesh....
You! You’re just trying to trick me into going back outside at night! Well, I’m ready for you now. I bought one of those surplus Vulcan Gatling gun vehicles. A hundred rounds of 20mm sweeping the back yard before I go out. The neighbors are a little upset, but they were mad about my howitzer and they eventually got used to it.