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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***
Posted on 01/24/2014 4:28:11 AM PST by Lucky9teen
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To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
01/24/2014 6:44:14 AM PST
by
Currentriverrat
(People are calling our President the Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers, that's not allowed is it?)
To: Lucky9teen; All
As it’s no longer politically correct to direct a joke at any racial or ethnic minority, try this one:
An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Gurkha, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, a German, a Yank, an Egyptian, a Jap, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Jordanian, a Kiwi, a Swede, a Finn, a Canadian, an Israeli, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian, an Argentinian, a Libyan, a Muslim, a Hindu, a Buddhist and an African went to a night club.
The bouncer said, “Sorry, I can’t let you in without a Thai. “
42
posted on
01/24/2014 6:47:13 AM PST
by
tomkow6
(...................TOMKOW6 ! The ONLY voice of reason & sanity in a chaotic Canteen!...............)
To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers
Same thing I got, but my first grandchild was born monday.
43
posted on
01/24/2014 6:52:10 AM PST
by
justrepublican
(Screaming a "Vexatious requester" at a Wellstone memorial...........)
To: Lucky9teen
Count me in for your PING list. Thank you
44
posted on
01/24/2014 6:52:54 AM PST
by
N. Theknow
(Kennedys-Can't drive, can't ski, can't fly, can't skipper a boat-But they know what's best for you.)
To: Lucky9teen
45
posted on
01/24/2014 6:53:53 AM PST
by
nothingnew
(I fear for my Republic due to marxist influence in our government. Open eyes/see)
To: justrepublican
46
posted on
01/24/2014 6:54:53 AM PST
by
justrepublican
(Screaming like a "Vexatious requester" at a Wellstone memorial...........)
To: N. Theknow
47
posted on
01/24/2014 6:58:40 AM PST
by
IM2MAD
(IM2MAD=Individual Motivated 2 Make A Difference)
To: IM2MAD
Oh Good Grief! He can’t even be a screen saver properly! It’s fun to help him along, though. Thanks for the link.
To: Lucky9teen
Still ping me please! I may not post, but I look forward to some silliness all week! You do a wonderful job with this and I appreciate the time you put into it!
49
posted on
01/24/2014 7:09:12 AM PST
by
Bookwoman
("...and I am unanimous in this...")
To: Lucky9teen
I'm updating my ping list, so raise your hand if you are here and still want to be counted on my ping list. Hand raised!
Real line from a Three Stooges short: "...so I'm writing you this letter. If you don't get it, let me know and I'll write another."
50
posted on
01/24/2014 7:11:20 AM PST
by
Cyber Liberty
(H.L. Mencken: "The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.")
To: tomkow6
I told this to a friend from Thailand and he was insulted. Good job!
51
posted on
01/24/2014 7:15:15 AM PST
by
Cyber Liberty
(H.L. Mencken: "The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.")
To: Lucky9teen; Slings and Arrows; Lady Jag
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To: mikrofon; Charles Henrickson
53
posted on
01/24/2014 7:20:09 AM PST
by
martin_fierro
(SILLINESS IS AFOOT IN THE LAND!)
To: tomkow6
Q: How many people of a particular race, nationality, ethnicity, color, profession, religion, political persuasion or sexual orientation does it take to change a light bulb?
A: A finite number greater than 1. One to change the bulb, and the rest to engage in some behavior believed to be typical of their particular race, nationality, ethnicity, color, profession, religion, political persuasion or sexual orientation.
To: martin_fierro
55
posted on
01/24/2014 7:28:28 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Lucky9teen; Lazamataz
I'D VIS IT
2X
To: Lucky9teen
Please keep me on the Ping list!
I'd have to crawl off and die if Silliness stopped!
Cheers, and thanks,
Jim
57
posted on
01/24/2014 7:32:02 AM PST
by
gymbeau
(Tagline under review)
To: Lucky9teen
Please keep me on the list!
58
posted on
01/24/2014 7:32:12 AM PST
by
MortMan
(Is a delayed shower a "stay of exablution"?)
To: Lucky9teen
Helloooooo...Best Buy.
59
posted on
01/24/2014 7:36:28 AM PST
by
N. Theknow
(Kennedys-Can't drive, can't ski, can't fly, can't skipper a boat-But they know what's best for you.)
To: Lucky9teen
60
posted on
01/24/2014 7:42:18 AM PST
by
abishai
(Hello Jane!!! I miss you.)
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