Captain & Tennille are getting divorced

EW ^ | January 22, 2014

[SMGFan]

“Love Will Keep Us Together” duo Captain & Tennille are divorcing after nearly four decades of marriage, People reports.

[a fool in paradise]

I think this is just a bluff so they can reunite for their induction in next year’s Rock and Roll Hall of Fame ceremony.

Muskrat Love, from the fabulous 70s. Before music went downhill. Forever.

[St_Thomas_Aquinas]

He is 72, she is 70.

Wow. Sad.

[Kickass Conservative]

The Tidy Bowl Man was actually the Tidy Tank Man.

If he was in the Bowl, he would have been Crushed and Flushed.

[St_Thomas_Aquinas]

"Encouraging" their husbands to get a hobby... Outside

The Evolution of Man

Man begins his life living upstairs.
When he enters his teens, he moves to the basement.
When he gets married, he moves back upstairs.
After a few years, he moves down to the basement again.

Or maybe it's the circle of life?

[Daffy]

Hot rods and drag racing - I understand.

[catnipman]

“Divorced? I’m amazed they’re still alive!”

I know. I was thinking they must be like a 100 or something by now.

[ProtectOurFreedom]

Damn fine for 70, huh? Both of them.

[The KG9 Kid]

You can blame it all on me.

I was wrong, and it just can’t live without you.

[Robwin]

I brought this earth shattering news to the attention of my better half and when I told her they had been married for 40 years, she said, “Why are they getting divorced? They aren’t talking to one another anyway.”

[HangnJudge]

late morning “men's club”

ROMEOs

Retired
Old
Men
Eating
Out

[zeugma]

Amazing coincidence,

Another weird one... I saw this thread last night.

I have over 17000 songs in my music collection on my desktop. Guess which song came up in rotation just a few minutes ago today?

"muskrat love"

I think it's the NSA's doing.

 

[kalee]

My grandmother’s one piece of marital advice when I got engaged, “when he retires, dear, make him get a job or hobby.” My grandfather was newly retired and obviously in her way. :) He did get a hobby, genealogy and even wrote a book. When my grandmother died, many years after that conversation, they had been married 70 years.

[MrB]

My first question is -—

what’s the point of getting divorced NOW?

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

They're getting divorced because of the Marxist policies of the Obama administration which punishes people if they are married by using the Marxist Obamacare scam to steal their money. So now, not only is the Obamacare scam destroying peoples healthcare which undoubtedly will lead to people dying, but it also destroys the family unit which is what the Marxists love. The Nazis killed 25 million people. Marxism so far has killed 100 million to date and counting and incredibly people vote Marxists into office.

[onedoug]

Vulgarity personified.

[posterchild]

Of course you didn’t notice his eyes, you were too busy singing with Ellen Foley at the time.

[3Fingas]

Wow, this is one of the most awful shows I have ever seen. I think everyone involved was out to lunch. Worst writing ever.

[meatloaf]

:) Thanks! Until you posted that I’d never heard of Ellen Foley.