RE: Bad Pick-Up Lines
“Did you just get hit in the head with a baseball? Because I think you’re swell!”
“Do you drive a Prius? Because up until now we’ve been pre-us.”
“Excuse me, do bras come in size perfect? Because I’d buy that for you. Seriously, what’s your cup size?”
“Our long term relationship starts (looks at watch)....now.”
“I feel like a Toyota because I couldn’t stop myself from accelerating over to you.”
“Hello, I’m bisexual. I’d like to BUY you a drink...and then get sexual.”
“Are you from Tennessee? Because...I’m very interested in that region.”
“Do you have an overdue library book? Cause you got fine written all over you.
“Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like former professional tennis player Steffi Graf, see?” (holds up mirror)
“Are you from Tennessee? Because I’d like to buy you a Hennessy.”
“Are you a musician vampire? Because my organ is filling up with blood.”
“Have you been eating a lot? Because I think you’re beautiFULL.”
“Are you from Alaska? Because Alaskya to french me.”
“Do you remember Mike Seaver’s best friend Boner on Growing Pains? Well, that’s also the name of my best friend. Would you like to meet him?”
“You remind me of Michael Jordan because I feel the need to double team you.”
“The only STD I have is sexually transmitted desire...for you.”
Holy crap, some of those are hilarious!
Lol. I actually read through the entire list and selected the above as the best.
"Nice legs. What time do they open?"
“I love every bone in your body. Especially mine.”
“Are you from Tennessee?”
“Because you’re the only TEN I see.”
> Bad pickup lines
101 ways to get slapped...lol
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You must be Irish cause my penis is Dublin
Gold Jerry! Pure Gold!
In Norway if you are up front and direct women will tell you politely, hell no, maybe or yes. When I first went to Norway I thought the women were quite cold but I was wrong. They are actually intellectually honest and not the least bit inhibited about what the want or do not want. They will tell you. It makes life much easier.
In Norway if you are up front and direct women will tell you politely, hell no, maybe or yes. When I first went to Norway I thought the women were quite cold but I was wrong. They are actually intellectually honest and not the least bit inhibited about what the want or do not want. They will tell you. It makes life much easier.