Fnord!
And the maker of sense:
ZARATHUD THE INCORRIGIBLE, sometimes called ZARATHUD THE STAUNCH A hard nosed Hermit of Medieval Europe and Chaosphe Bible Banger (after his enlightenment, that is). Dubbed ``Offender of The Faith.'' Discovered the Five Commandments. Patron of the Season of Bureaucracy. Holyday: Aug. 12