Posted on 01/09/2014 10:52:46 AM PST by nickcarraway
Columnist Alli Reed created the profile to prove that men will click on just about anything.
An Australian columnist paired a picture of her model best friend with the “worst fake dating profile in history” in an experiment to see just how low men will go if they see a pretty girl. As you can probably guess, she got a ton of responses.
Alli Reed was “hoping to prove that there exists an online dating profile so loathsome that no man would message it” but ended up discovering that some men just don’t have any limits.
As if her profile name, Aaroncarterfan, wasn’t bad enough, she indicated that she was mean, spoiled, lazy, racist, manipulative and a gold digger. Even a skill like being good at "convincing people im pregnant lol" and never wanting to be without "$$$, my car, my phone, keeping america american, my family, my friends, and Aaron Carter” weren’t enough to keep away the men.
"After reading 500 messages from men who apparently had just slapped their X on their keyboard a few times and pressed 'send', my already flimsy grasp on reality was loosening," Reed wrote.
Once the experiment proved beyond a doubt that men will message just about anyone, even if they are “mean-crazy, life-destroying-crazy or crazy-crazy," Reed called it off by giving some parting advice.
"You don't want someone who will pull out your teeth and then sue you for child support; you deserve someone who will make you want to be better than you are, and will want to be better because of you. You deserve happiness, and love, and adventure. Be brave. Don't settle," she wrote. "STOP [EXPLETIVE] MESSAGING AARONCARTERFAN, YOU A------."
Her profile indicates an interest in casual sex. This pretty much trumps everything else and invalidates the experiment.
This is why I can’t post my photo anywhere on the Internet. I become deluged with female attention, in spite of the fact I am a jerk and everyone knows it.
What would Laz say about this pic/girl??
Meat?
I created a stealth account at one site to view the profiles of a couple of ladies I know that have their info listed.
The photo I used was of some fat bald guy from Australia.
I think its had 3 hits in a few months.
If she wanted to create the worst profile ever she could have started by actually using a picture of an ugly woman. She still would have gotten responses, but a lot fewer to be sure.
Posting a picture of a hot woman and then posting outlandish things is not the worst profile ever. In fact, most guys who responded primarily did so because of the picture — superficial, but true. I know she was trying to make a point, but pretty on the outside does a lot to bewitch a man into overlooking the ugliness within.
WRONG.
It's:
I'd hit it.
I am so screwed.
Starstruck limps away after being smacked down by Laz thinking "I am so screwed."
Like when I used to post "We're all gonna die!!!!" and someone claimed they imitated me by writing "We are going to die!!"
Not the right number of exclamation points. "Going to" instead of "gonna". Dropped "all". "We are" instead of "We're".
It was a total mess.
You are right. "imitation Laz" is like "imitation vanilla" or "imitation crab meat" or "imitation tofu". I have to stay original no matter how lame.
I am so screwed!
No kidding Dick Tracy. No matter how many denials we hear from the guys -
Hey, some guys just go for mean and crazy ...
Heh. Our culture is so lookist.
Then why am I still single?
Yes, I’m sure you’ve heard my story about Seattle Magazine’s Valentines issue devoted to hottest local singles, in 1998, I think. The cover girl listed Mumia Abu-Jamal as one of her pet causes. Not a turn on for me,I don’t know about the average Seattle male. Maybe she could get together with Holders new appointee if they’re both still available.
I know that my politics is a liability in the dating world, but I won’t soft peddle it.
Actually that imitation krab meat is pretty good in salads.
Cyndi Lauper sang it best, ‘Girls just want to have fun’
‘Then why am I still single?’
Officially, your weight has to double to no longer be considered a, ‘single’.
Hope that helps...
Other than that you sound purrrrrrrrrfect
That profile didn’t say nothin bout no cats! :)
Finally, the actual profile.
My word, everyone is missing the point.
The picture? Meh, nothing special. Not bad, but not the “OMG hot” people are chattering about.
The point: “I’m looking for...casual sex” coupled with an ok picture and a personality to not feel sorry for (nigh unto begging for abuse). Heck yeah out come the herd of pigs.
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