I am NOT a soccer fan, except that I will on occasion watch women’s soccer hoping they will take off their jerseys at the end. However, the low scoring we hear about in soccer - a 3 to 2 soccer match is not much different than a 21 to 14 football game. Still just 5 scores in the game.
Any women who can run around in all directions for 90 minutes is not going to have a chest worth waiting for.
See post #36 above, the top girl on the left. She can't play soccer (Maybe the Jaguar's Cheerleader below could)