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Dogs align themselves with Earth’s magnetic field when it comes time to poop
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Posted on 01/02/2014 3:00:23 PM PST by Perdogg
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To: NoCmpromiz; Darkshear
We'll need to set up a liason office with FAA and the Navy, for temporary changes in local magnetic deviation (It's a strong electromagnet). And a voucher system for damaged traditional watches.
I'll need 2 union electricians, one to plug in the electromagnet, another to turn it on and off. My cousins just happen to be union electricians.
That's all I can think of right now. That's a total headcount of 4, not counting me, and $500,000 mechanical watch replacement voucher system.
Oh.. and a dog with handler.
/johnny
To: Tijeras_Slim
No, expensive rugs are for vomiting on. No more carpet, but my dog will get on the throw rugs, even if a tiny corner is exposed to retch on.
Debbi
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posted on
01/02/2014 6:43:12 PM PST
by
hearthwench
(Mom, NaNa, always ornery)
To: blueunicorn6
Global Pooping System?
-PJ
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posted on
01/02/2014 6:43:48 PM PST
by
Political Junkie Too
(If you are the Posterity of We the People, then you are a Natural Born Citizen.)
To: Popman
What possible scientific application can you use in which direction a dog poops ?Tells you where to locate the fan...and which way to point it.
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posted on
01/02/2014 6:46:16 PM PST
by
Smokin' Joe
(How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing.)
To: afraidfortherepublic
![](http://chronicle.augusta.com/sites/default/files/editorial/images/spotted/58/581429.jpg)
Are You sure?
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posted on
01/02/2014 6:54:30 PM PST
by
mabarker1
(Please, Somebody Impeach the kenyan!!!!)
To: Rodamala; All
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posted on
01/02/2014 6:57:21 PM PST
by
Perdogg
(Ted Cruz-Rand Paul 2016)
To: NoCmpromiz; JRandomFreeper
We will also need a huge electromagnet to create an artificial local magnetic anomaly.
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posted on
01/02/2014 6:58:52 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
To: Darksheare
I've got one. It dims neighborhood lights when you plug it in. I made a big deal with the electric company that 200A service better mean 200A service. They didn't know why I needed that in a one-bedroom shotgun shack. ;)
/johnny
To: JRandomFreeper
For the gauss cannons of course, that’s why it is needed!
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posted on
01/02/2014 7:04:31 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
To: Puppage
To: GeronL
My dogs actually align North-South the vast majority of the time ... but I think it has to do with the sidewalk I use being in a N/S direction... they rarely poop perpendicular to the sidewalk.
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posted on
01/02/2014 7:18:19 PM PST
by
Neidermeyer
(I used to be disgusted , now I try to be amused.)
To: Perdogg
These people will probably win an Ig.
To: Yaelle
Or shoes. Or library books. I’ve noticed it too.
To: Popman
To: pax_et_bonum
One of our 4 dogs is a hound dog, a Black Mouth Cur. If she had stayed with her birth family she would have lived in a barn, eaten what she could catch and gathered cattle for her owner.
Instead she has 2 beds, one in the den and one in our bedroom. She weighs 80 pounds instead of about 40 pounds like her working family. Gets too much food.
She can’t stand to get her feet wet and she poops on the back porch when the grass is wet, it doesn’t even have to be raining. She is a sweet sweet girl and she loves me dearly, I feel the same about her.
Do I know how to spoil a dog? :)
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posted on
01/02/2014 7:29:15 PM PST
by
Ditter
To: KGeorge
We do love our dogs don’t we! :)
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posted on
01/02/2014 7:30:28 PM PST
by
Ditter
To: Perdogg
Dogs do have a special genius when it comes to pooping.
To: JRandomFreeper; Darksheare; GeronL
need to set up a liason office with FAA and the NavyIf we're using the farm we would need to also work something out with the ANG... There's a bunch of C5A's not all that far away that we wouldn't want landing on us... ;-)
and a dog with handler.
Hey GeronL, you want in on this, um, study?
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posted on
01/02/2014 7:52:34 PM PST
by
NoCmpromiz
(John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
To: KGeorge
My two female chow/golden mixes hunch over, poop a little, turn a little, poop a little, turn a little, poop and smell the first release. It’s basicslly their way of a self checkup.
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posted on
01/02/2014 7:57:57 PM PST
by
ro_dreaming
(Chesterton, 'Christianity has not been tried and found wanting. ItÂ’s been found hard and not tried')
To: onona
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posted on
01/02/2014 8:08:19 PM PST
by
KC Burke
(Officially since Memorial Day they are the Gimmie-crat Party.ha)
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