[mountn man]

Michael Bolton is like a 2-liter container of completely flat soda.

NOT if you're at one of his concerts, with a hot babe on your arm :)

Then later, you make a CD or mp3 playlist with a Michael Bolton song or 2 interspersed and play it while in the car on another date :)

[Bigg Red]

I hope she was worth the assault on your ears.