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To: eldoradude; big'ol_freeper; shove_it; TrueKnightGalahad; Larry Lucido; Diplomat; RockinRight; ...
Re: Not lazy. Bender was... busy.

And where did this guy come... from?

Well, dude, as I recall, we were playing spin... the pizza--

I took a hit off that new Tesla... E-Cigarette--

Then I was giving Zoidberg... a shocking back rub!

I looked around and I was on... TV!

I seem to be co-starring in "Orange... the New Black" on Netflix--

I started feeling split... down the middle!

I ran to the bathroom to barf, but it was... occupied!

I then felt very, very tiny... and alone!

Then-- Then NOT... ALONE--

NOT ALONE... AT ALL!

After a flash of white, big and I were crashing... a funeral.

My head then seem to balloon up... in size!

Someone handed me a cigarette but it made me fell even more... strange and very hot--

I asked the tattooed guy to get me some ice... from that weird ice bucket--

Then a very comely trashcan... started coming on to me--

Then someone pushed my button... and it all went to... black!

So, to wrap up, I don't care who this kid... is--

I want to know who the hell is this... kid's father?

30 posted on 12/19/2013 6:58:40 PM PST by Bender2 ("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)
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To: Bender2

R2!! How could you? You told me there was no one else!

32 posted on 12/19/2013 9:04:51 PM PST by Impy (RED=COMMUNIST, NOT REPUBLICAN)
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