Well, dude, as I recall, we were playing spin... the pizza--
I took a hit off that new Tesla... E-Cigarette--
Then I was giving Zoidberg... a shocking back rub!
I looked around and I was on... TV!
I seem to be co-starring in "Orange... the New Black" on Netflix--
I started feeling split... down the middle!
I ran to the bathroom to barf, but it was... occupied!
I then felt very, very tiny... and alone!
Then-- Then NOT... ALONE--
NOT ALONE... AT ALL!
After a flash of white, big and I were crashing... a funeral.
My head then seem to balloon up... in size!
Someone handed me a cigarette but it made me fell even more... strange and very hot--
I asked the tattooed guy to get me some ice... from that weird ice bucket--
Then a very comely trashcan... started coming on to me--
Then someone pushed my button... and it all went to...
black!
So, to wrap up, I don't care who this kid... is--
I want to know who the hell is this... kid's father?
R2!! How could you? You told me there was no one else!