Thank God my baby bought me (as a gift for nursmaiding her through some bitchin’ surgery) a sweet, sweet S&W .45 M&P with laser sight plus 14 round mags. Gawd, I love my baby! Gives the “red dot” game with the kittehs a whole new feeling.
Pity I lost it in that tragic skateboard accident.
They’ll stay offa yer lawn now. (Muttering darkly). Oh, yes they will...
Ban Skateboards!
Wouldn't have happened if you had not been trying to skateboard on the lake... ;-)