Week 14 NFLK Live Thread

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[Bender2]

Week 14
Thu Dec 5
8:25 pm Houston Texans @ Jacksonville Jaguars

Sun Dec 8
1:00 pm Buffalo Bills @ Tampa Bay Buccaneers

1:00 pm Atlanta Falcons @ Green Bay Packers

1:00 pm Cleveland Browns @ England Patriots

1:00 pm Detroit Lions @ Philadelphia Eagles

1:00 pm Indianapolis Colts @ Cincinnati Bengals

1:00 pm Kansas City Chiefs @ Washington Redskins

1:00 pm Miami Dolphins @ Pittsburgh Steelers

1:00 pm Minnesota Vikings @ Baltimore Ravens

1:00 pm Oakland Raiders @ New York Jets

4:05 pm Tennessee Titans @ Denver Broncos

4:25 pm New York Giants @ San Diego Chargers

4:25 pm Seattle Seahawks @ San Francisco 49ers

4:25 pm St. Louis Rams @ Arizona Cardinals

8:30 pm Carolina Panthers @ New Orleans Saints

Mon Dec 9
8:40 pm Dallas Cowboys @ Chicago Bears

[Bender2]

Gadzooks! Thursday night it is anybody guess who will win... when Allegra's Texicans and the Jags play. Guess I'll pick the Texicans for old times sake--

In Sunday's games, I'm taking the Buffalo Chips over the Pie-rates

Aaron Boy is back and big get a win for his Packer Wackers over Vick's Old Team The New Brownstains get creamed by big Pattycakes

The Iggles give my Boys a break when they lose to the Brankrupt Boys

TCU North will luck out over the Colts

I should feel sorry for the Deadskins over the beating my Old Dallas Texans are going to give them... but I don't!

Doll Phins over the Stoolers

Old Brownstains stomp the Viqueens

Seven's Waiders crash the Jets

Mile High Manning just keeps on rolling over Allegra's Old Earlers

Old Man Rivers rolls over Manning Minor's Jersey Jints

Gadzooks, I hate both the Seahags and 69ers but the fowler of the two wins

The Red Byrds ruin the ewes' Sunday

Before and after Bob Costa political rant, I'm going way out on a limb here in saying Cam will best Brees

And Monday Night my Boy go Bear hunting... and come home to Big D with a fresh skin!

[TexasCajun]

Thu Dec 5
8:25 pm Houston Texans @ Jacksonville Jaguars

Should be a nail-biter!

[Bender2]

Now, listen up y'all, I've been drinking all morning... so, get you picks in!

Here are my picks... for all of you... that did not get out of the second grade!

"Everything, yes, just about anything and everything is better... at Wendy's!"

Gadzooks! Here in the bar they've been playing these... Wendy's TV spots all morning long.

Maybe they have something there... and maybe that redheaded gal could even do Star Trek better--

KHA... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNN!!!!!

Gadzooks! She's... on the right track!

"Hey? Hey, Lily Allen, does this Bender guy do this.... to all us celebrities?"

Well, Bendy painted me green and had his way with me... and I kind'a like it!

Me, likee... too!

Bendy made me... get a boob job--

And it was... some of my best work.

Well, I bet Dr. McCoy could do better! Couldn't you... Bones?

Damnit, Bend! Can't you see I am in the middle... of a consultation here with Yoeman Barrows?

I'll go pick out your implants... while you... get undress, Tonia--

Tell me, Spock-- What size implants... do you think will be best for Yoeman Barrows?

Spock, you passed on the size of Tonia implants... so shut your Vulcan mouth on my and Scotty's choice of anesthesia!

[THIRTY MINUTES... LATER]

Got to tell you, Tonia, I think... my work is done here.

You done really, really good, Doc-- Now come over here... and let me demonstrate my gratitude!

Whoa! The version of "TOS: Shore Leave" they show... at Jerry World is... a barn burner!

That's it, Bones! I'm sick of your cold, cold hands... I'm taking my pectoral enhancement to Doctor Crusher!

Go on, Jim. As you know, I'm a Boob Doctor... not a Pec Man!

Ehhhhh-- Psst--- Doc? Since I'm here, can you... fit me for a bigger pair so I can do R-rated films when my Wendy's commercials get old and they pull them for a talking hamburger?

Step... right this way.

[atc23]

Lambs bounce back and confound the struggling Cards - Andy’s Injuns pull up out of their dive. Peaking Kittens embarrass the aging Drew Brees. and . . . . . The awesome Weehawks show us all how overrated the wannabe thug, dipshate Kapernick is.

[Buckeye McFrog]

@ England Patriots

So the rumors that Goodell really wants a team to move to London are true, eh?

[Bender2]

Re: @ England Patriots -- So the rumors that Goodell really wants a team to move to London are true, eh?

Gadzooks! You were the first... to smoke out Roger's evil plan: "Vee shall finally... conquer England!"

[dainbramaged]

Why the hate for the Seahawks? I've been following the NFL since Y.A. Tittle was playing for the NY Giants and have never seen a young superstar like Russell Wilson. He is the full package, on and off the field.
Dallas will probably lose to the Bears, since they have no defense to speak of - and if by chance they make the playoffs and have to meet Seattle, no contest. It would be like playing a junior college team.

[Bender2]

Re: Why the hate for the Seahawks?

I don't hate the Seahags... I just don't cotton to their their day-glow uniforms and them always asking why they are not loved by everyone?

Now, the Deadskins... I do truly hate-- Along with them nasty Jersey Jints and Godess Iggles.

And I hate all those Commie-lovin' Democrats...... yet I digress--

[dfwgator]

"The Orlando Thunder called, they want their uniforms back."

[GraceG]

I've always kind of been a "McCoy Girl"... He always seemed so much more competent in my opinion that Kirk or Spock.

Jadzia Dax's Previous host Emory was a gymnist on earth and met with McCoy at the Academy....

Let you imagination whirl on that one!!!

[campaignPete R-CT]

129-62-1 for the season thru week 13 (11-5 last week)

Week 14 winners:
JAX
KC
PATS
OAK
CINN
CAR
DET
PITT
BUFF
DEN
AZ
SD
BALT
SEA
GB
DAL

[campaignPete R-CT]

guaranteed winner: DENVER
(each team can only be used once per season, PITT, NE, MINN, INDY, STL, KC, ATL, SF, DAL, TN, NYG, HOUS, CLE used, 8-5)

guaranteed loser: NEW YORK GIANTS
(each team can only be used once per season, OAK, STL, INDY, PHIL, NYJ, TN, CLE, BUFF, CHI, DAL, MN, TB, GB used, 9-4)

[dainbramaged]

The Pacific Northwest gets ignored by the east coast media so often, the complaints get somewhat magnified like when the referees jobbed the Seahawks on a few plays during that 2005 Super Bowl. That is ancient history to me but Rush made a huge thing about it because his Stealers won the game.
About the bright chartreuse trim on their uniforms, it's not what I would have picked but it is an exact match in color to a very popular Steelhead lure, which a lot of fishermen around here use extensively. A Steelhead is actually a rainbow trout that has gone to sea for a few years and returns to its spawning stream, does its job and heads back to the ocean. Hang in there, FRiend.

[BeadCounter]

[BeadCounter]

I’ve watched the Vaqueros and others since I was knee-high to a grasshopper.

Jaguars
Falcons
Chiefs
Fins
Vikings
Patriots
Bengals
Eagles
Tampa
Raiders
Broncos
Niners
Cards
Chargers
Saints
Vaqueros

These are my picks, I use to have all the formatting down but don’t anymore, so I post a 2nd post of my picks.

[big'ol_freeper]

In tonights Toilet Bowl, Jacksonville High School will squeak by the Texians...

More to follow for Sunday.

[nascarnation]

Jax is totally blowing their shot at the top draft pick.

[Dysart]

Only three worthy games on the slate this week.:

Loins v Philly

SF v Sea

Panthers v NO

[octex]

You crack me up! Your postings are a welcome break from the almost constant doom and gloom in the news.

The weather folks earlier were saying that the Dallas @ Chicago game Monday night will be extreme. Temps may be in teens with very brisk wind, so chill factor will be in single digits. The wind will raise hell with passing and kicking elements of the game, so premium will be on running game.

Here’s hoping the Eagles lose Sunday and the ‘Boys can manage a win in the windy city.

[Bender2]

Gadzooks, oc, if I knew your family lands was only an hour away in Tyler... I wouldn't have sent the bill for my comic services to you by mail--

I'd have dropped it off personally... and had a few of your beers while you got the cash together.

Say, that is a toilet... isn't it?