[Bender2]

Gadzooks! Thursday night it is anybody guess who will win... when Allegra's Texicans and the Jags play. Guess I'll pick the Texicans for old times sake--

In Sunday's games, I'm taking the Buffalo Chips over the Pie-rates

Aaron Boy is back and big get a win for his Packer Wackers over Vick's Old Team The New Brownstains get creamed by big Pattycakes

The Iggles give my Boys a break when they lose to the Brankrupt Boys

TCU North will luck out over the Colts

I should feel sorry for the Deadskins over the beating my Old Dallas Texans are going to give them... but I don't!

Doll Phins over the Stoolers

Old Brownstains stomp the Viqueens

Seven's Waiders crash the Jets

Mile High Manning just keeps on rolling over Allegra's Old Earlers

Old Man Rivers rolls over Manning Minor's Jersey Jints

Gadzooks, I hate both the Seahags and 69ers but the fowler of the two wins

The Red Byrds ruin the ewes' Sunday

Before and after Bob Costa political rant, I'm going way out on a limb here in saying Cam will best Brees

And Monday Night my Boy go Bear hunting... and come home to Big D with a fresh skin!

[TexasCajun]

Thu Dec 5
8:25 pm Houston Texans @ Jacksonville Jaguars

Should be a nail-biter!

[Bender2]

Now, listen up y'all, I've been drinking all morning... so, get you picks in!

Here are my picks... for all of you... that did not get out of the second grade!

"Everything, yes, just about anything and everything is better... at Wendy's!"

Gadzooks! Here in the bar they've been playing these... Wendy's TV spots all morning long.

Maybe they have something there... and maybe that redheaded gal could even do Star Trek better--

KHA... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNN!!!!!

Gadzooks! She's... on the right track!

"Hey? Hey, Lily Allen, does this Bender guy do this.... to all us celebrities?"

Well, Bendy painted me green and had his way with me... and I kind'a like it!

Me, likee... too!

Bendy made me... get a boob job--

And it was... some of my best work.

Well, I bet Dr. McCoy could do better! Couldn't you... Bones?

Damnit, Bend! Can't you see I am in the middle... of a consultation here with Yoeman Barrows?

I'll go pick out your implants... while you... get undress, Tonia--

Tell me, Spock-- What size implants... do you think will be best for Yoeman Barrows?

Spock, you passed on the size of Tonia implants... so shut your Vulcan mouth on my and Scotty's choice of anesthesia!

[THIRTY MINUTES... LATER]

Got to tell you, Tonia, I think... my work is done here.

You done really, really good, Doc-- Now come over here... and let me demonstrate my gratitude!

Whoa! The version of "TOS: Shore Leave" they show... at Jerry World is... a barn burner!

That's it, Bones! I'm sick of your cold, cold hands... I'm taking my pectoral enhancement to Doctor Crusher!

Go on, Jim. As you know, I'm a Boob Doctor... not a Pec Man!

Ehhhhh-- Psst--- Doc? Since I'm here, can you... fit me for a bigger pair so I can do R-rated films when my Wendy's commercials get old and they pull them for a talking hamburger?

Step... right this way.

[dainbramaged]

Why the hate for the Seahawks? I've been following the NFL since Y.A. Tittle was playing for the NY Giants and have never seen a young superstar like Russell Wilson. He is the full package, on and off the field.
Dallas will probably lose to the Bears, since they have no defense to speak of - and if by chance they make the playoffs and have to meet Seattle, no contest. It would be like playing a junior college team.

[BeadCounter]

[SevenofNine]

Hate to say it Bender I think one time my Raiders beat the Jets they are bad not as bad as jets

49ers vs Seahawaks I take 49ers

[Ronald_Magnus]

A lot of you folks may not be Seahawk fans, but it’s easy to be a Russell Wilson, the person, fan.

“Seahawks’ Russell Wilson ends up looking most saintly after New Orleans game.”

http://mynorthwest.com/11/2407691/Seahawks-Russell-Wilson-ends-up-looking-most-saintly-after-New-Orleans-game

It was reported that Wilson did his post-game stuff with the MNF crew, went in to the locker room, showed and dressed in his post-game suit and then did his media interview obligations. Then as the rest of his team was getting ready to go out on the town to celebrate for the night, Russell went back into the locker room, put his UNIFORM BACK ON, and went out into the empty stadium with a young boy through the Make A Wish foundation and played catch and talked with him for almost an hour.

Another story about this selfless guy and a wallet that a 10 year old heart transplant recipient girl made for him.

http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=10063179&ex_cid=espnapi_public

[GeronL]

good pics

[dfwgator]

I’ve never seen anything like this Vikings-Ravens game, 5 combined TDs in the final two minutes.

[dfwgator]

I knew the Browns would blow it.

[dfwgator]

Merry Effin’ Christmas, New England.

[dfwgator]

Move over, Tom Dempsey!

Matt Prater kicks a 64 yard FG for Denver before the half.

[Conservative Gato]

Cool, I was hoping there was an NFL thread here. I’ll have to check on it on Sundays. I’m a Chiefs fan since the early 80’s when they were really bad. I’m thrilled with their turnaround but not very confident they have the muster to go far in the playoffs. I guess we’ll see.