For the cat people.
1 posted on
12/02/2013 5:07:58 PM PST by
Dysart
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To: Dysart
yehp, that sounds like my cats. I have to give them a can of wet cat food to bribe them to come in then they obety me.
2 posted on
12/02/2013 5:10:20 PM PST by
amnestynone
(Lindsey Graham is feckless, duplicitous, treacherous, double dealing backstabbing Corksucker.)
To: Dysart
In ancient Egypt, cats were worshipped as gods.
They've never forgotten that.
3 posted on
12/02/2013 5:11:12 PM PST by
Publius
("Who is John Galt?" by Billthedrill and Publius now available at Amazon.)
To: Dysart
My husband does the same to me, except he says he is hard of hearing.
4 posted on
12/02/2013 5:11:21 PM PST by
dforest
To: Dysart
Researchers in Japan Actually, it's just the stupid "Hello Kitty" thing that the cats have gotten tired of.
To: Dysart
My kitties ignore my voice, but they come running if they hear crunchies being poured into the food dish. And one of them comes running if we get cheese from the refrigerator; she knows what the packaging sounds like.
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9 posted on
12/02/2013 5:13:56 PM PST by
jocon307
To: Dysart
My husband says, that cats remember they were once worshiped as gods and will never let you forget it.
10 posted on
12/02/2013 5:14:37 PM PST by
svcw
(Not 'hope and change' but 'dopes in chains')
To: Dysart
I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess that very few of these blokes has ever been married.
Come to think of it, I can think of a couple of dates that I decided never to repeat due to similar attitudes. Here's a hint: when some female spends the majority of the occasion chatting on the cellphone... Run Away. It is only going to worsen from there.
11 posted on
12/02/2013 5:14:47 PM PST by
Utilizer
(Bacon A'kbar! - In world today are only peaceful people, and the mooslimbs trying to kill them-)
To: Dysart
My cats follow my every command. As long as it’s what they wanted to do anyway.
13 posted on
12/02/2013 5:15:48 PM PST by
bigbob
(The best way to get a bad law repealed is to enforce it strictly. Abraham Lincoln)
To: Dysart
>>For the cat people.
Because dog owners already instinctively knew this.
14 posted on
12/02/2013 5:16:28 PM PST by
FreedomPoster
(Islam delenda est)
To: Dysart
15 posted on
12/02/2013 5:16:28 PM PST by
JoeProBono
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To: Dysart
20 posted on
12/02/2013 5:17:21 PM PST by
CAluvdubya
(Molon Labe)
To: Dysart
Cats recognize any carpeted area and spray all over accordingly.
21 posted on
12/02/2013 5:17:36 PM PST by
Obadiah
(I Like Ted.)
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I had once had a cat who could hear the crinkle of opening a bag of potato chips from wherever he was in the house and was at my feet before I closed the cupboard door.
22 posted on
12/02/2013 5:17:59 PM PST by
GreyFriar
(Spearhead - 3rd Armored Division 75-78 & 83-87)
To: Dysart
24 posted on
12/02/2013 5:21:17 PM PST by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
To: Dysart
If you live in a house and there is a cat there, and you believe you are the “owner”, understand the cats have a different word for it.
“Sucka!!!!”
There’s a new one born every minute!
25 posted on
12/02/2013 5:22:25 PM PST by
djf
(Global warming is a bunch of hot air!!)
To: Dysart
You haven’t been ignored until you’ve been ignored by two large Maine Coon kittehs. Unless they want something.
26 posted on
12/02/2013 5:24:24 PM PST by
Noumenon
(What would Michael Collins do?)
To: Dysart
Just like husbands! And sons!
To: Dysart
And they needed a research study to determine this - what every cat owner knows inherently? One must use reverse psychology on cats.
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