Tell the next one that they're invited to your party and give them the address of the local cop shop... (or else Cindy's phone number and address - either way has it's possibilities.)
But no drunk truckers looking for Home Depot, eh?
Someone drunk dialed in on one of the lines, argued with me for a second that the line wasn’t mine.
Then they hung up.
No trucks yet.
Ride back will be educational.