Anyone who opposes the Affordable Care Act is a subhuman (Why Fry a Turkey when You can Zot Them?)

[Rex1971]

Anyone who opposes the Affordable Care Act is a subhuman. It is a great law but lying republicans are trying to destroy it. I signed up with no problem on the website. Republicans want to repeal my new insurance. Obama is a hero!

[NicknamedBob]

"He's just a cook... "

Well, he's not the only one.

[Silentgypsy]

I forgot to ping Johnny. You can’t take me anywhere. Thanks for remediating my deficiencies. When am I gonna stand on my own three feet?

[Silentgypsy]

Thank you for repairing my bad manners. Now if we can figure out how to repair my remembery....

[Silentgypsy]

Thank you!

[Silentgypsy]

It’s 34 here but there’s this stubborn white crystalline stuff on the steps—blech! Please give Fredd a big, warm hug for me.

[null and void]

Please remind me when I fail to ping in the future.

[Silentgypsy]

Have fun at WW!

[Tax-chick]

I did, thanks. I lost 3.8 lbs. last week.

[ColdOne]

;) I am about ready to go outside to snowblow. The major problem will be, we haven’t done it yet this year and the snowfall is more than the blower can handle, so it will be a workout today for sure.

((hugs))

[Robert A Cook PE]

8<)

I am permitted to create anything in the kitchen providing it requires less than 3 ingredients and 2 utensils.

Buttered Toast, for example, requires only 2 ingredients (bread and butter) but 3 utensils: the toaster, a plate, and a knife.

[NicknamedBob]

"I am permitted to create anything in the kitchen providing it requires less than 3 ingredients and 2 utensils."

You might try this, then. I think it could fit the definition.

Poached egg on toast.

Make toast.
Depress center of toast and slide egg into depression.
Microwave for about a minute.
(Paper towel shouldn't count.)

[Silentgypsy]

Sorry, darlin’, but I can’t remember to ping, either, and I haven’t noticed your not pinging, either. You’ll have to ask someone with good netiquette. (Besides you, I mean.)

[Silentgypsy]

Wow! Awesome!

[Silentgypsy]

You’re not taking Fredd, are you? He has a history of not watching where he’s going.

[Silentgypsy]

Mr. Sg uses lots of utensils and leaves on the counter the ones he doesn’t use so that I wind up rewashing them. It wouldn’t be so bad if we weren’t wearing the markers off the measuring cups.

[Silentgypsy]

That’s frog in a blanket or something. Doesn’t the yolk explode?

[ColdOne]

Yes I did. He does just fine. All he did was try to get me to play with a stick he found outside. I just got back inside.

[NicknamedBob]

You can “scramble” it if you want to. It’s only in the microwave for a minute.

The original directions called for using a spoon to make the depression, but I’m trying to minimize the number of utensils. Done properly, there’s nothing left to clean up.

[Darksheare]

Snoooooow.
And idiots on the roads.
And snooooow.

[Darksheare]