Anyone who opposes the Affordable Care Act is a subhuman (Why Fry a Turkey when You can Zot Them?)

[Rex1971]

Anyone who opposes the Affordable Care Act is a subhuman. It is a great law but lying republicans are trying to destroy it. I signed up with no problem on the website. Republicans want to repeal my new insurance. Obama is a hero!

[Darksheare]

If a tree goes crazy in a forest, will there be any survivors or witnesses?

[no-to-illegals]

I know you will see to it!!!

[Darksheare]

Yeah, clutching a monocle while monologuing, “Go forth, my minions!”

[DJ MacWoW]

Mollie said nothing. I think she understood you. Now that's scary.

[no-to-illegals]

that part about no survivors or witnesses.

[Monkey Face]

It was cold early, here, too, and usually, after about three weeks, I’ve had enough. Well, it’s been almost three months and I’m ready to fly south for the winter.

But wait: I AM south! LOL!

[Darksheare]

Briah crossed her arms and said I had to “read it right”.
Kid has no sense of humor for the silly.
*sigh*

[Monkey Face]

Wow. I suppose by the time Friday rolls around, I’ll be too late for all the good deals and just end up with the ugly stuff that wouldn’t sell.

I have candles, but I need a new lighter.

Dang I’m cold!

[no-to-illegals]

I hear Darksheare is a good one when asleep. Don't know if that is true though. There are things such that are called nightmares and from what have heard one can never be certain of being safe in the Dark. It's a trap! I was hung. Even Darks refused to cut me down.

[Monkey Face]

If a tree really DOES go crazy in a forest, how will we know for sure? There is a fine line between crazy and clever...

[no-to-illegals]

after about three weeks, I’ve had enough.

My apology Face! That is why I up and left Vegas after two days. Knew was wearing out my welcome.

[Tax-chick]

Ollie’s Bargain Outlet has remaindered Webkinz. Frank got a tiger that is also a machine gun, just like his leopard. If more children knew about these things, it would be a dangerous world.

[Monkey Face]

But see, NtI? You weren’t cold. You were warm and cordial and I am still VERY grateful for your visit!! Thanks!

[Monkey Face]

I haven’t seen Webkinz for a long time. A VERY long time.

Just what Frank needs: another jungle gun.

[Darksheare]

Nothing worse than a clever tree.

[NicknamedBob]

"What, I’m seriously non-scary!"

You don't fool me, buddy.

Robots run from you the way dementors avoid Harry Potter Evans-Verres in " Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality".

(A cautionary warning: It's a long read. Of course, if you have the time ...)

(And never bug me about a lack of reading material. It can get far worse. There's always Worm.)

[Tax-chick]

I think Frank is planning a massacre, but he’s very distractable.

[no-to-illegals]

You’re just saying that because you want me to blow hot air into your room. I’m like a furnace. Hot to the touch and sooty. Remember when I went outside? I was given strict instructions to leave the area while I went through my smoke stack routine because there was a window open. Hot air comes in the form of smoke but I digress because the visit was the most of enjoyable for me also. I had to calm me, on the plane, after leaving. Had to throw me out at 39,000 feet. Me made it home somehow. I still have not figured out how. Somewhere in all of this Darksheare is to blame.

[Darksheare]

Logic probing the machinery for a week straight after having one “accidentally” clothesline oneself tends to send a message to the machinery that hijinks are for the squishy soft crew, not the stompy metallic crew.

[no-to-illegals]

There's always Worm

Gosh, how could I forget about Worm? Thanks for the reminder. Bob, I'm sweating this one pretty good. I sense the Dark coming.