Anyone who opposes the Affordable Care Act is a subhuman (Why Fry a Turkey when You can Zot Them?)

[Rex1971]

Anyone who opposes the Affordable Care Act is a subhuman. It is a great law but lying republicans are trying to destroy it. I signed up with no problem on the website. Republicans want to repeal my new insurance. Obama is a hero!

[NicknamedBob]

"I have a hard time stringing 5k words together coherently."

Coherence? There's your problem.

[Darksheare]

Actually, I have three different versions of one story, story started in 1993.
Another began in 1995.
Neither will likely be finished as the characters themselves made the story difficult.

[no-to-illegals]

I know I have that problem Bob ... it’s heredity and education. Mom and Dad had a ninth grade education, were married, had me, and God knows He played a joke on them. Dad told me so once. I became deathly quiet; Cause Dad was holding the gun.

[Darksheare]

The book swore to me that it was merely a phone directory.
I highly doubted that as phone directories didn’t have faces on the cover, nor did they have arcane writing in Stygian symbols scattered about them.
I pondered this book for awhile before finally coming to a decision.
“Beer is in the fridge, game is on in five. Come on in.”
And that was how I came to have the necronomicon as a roommate.

[no-to-illegals]

Darks, I have faith in you or is that faith over there hiding in the corner. Darks, I’m sending faith over to you. You explain her to the misses. I’m tired of trying to explain her to my misses.

[Darksheare]

You mean to tell me that I have to aim for INcoherence?

[no-to-illegals]

necronomicon as a roommate

Darks, am will to trade you one faith for one necronomicon.

[no-to-illegals]

will and willing

[Darksheare]

” I’m tired of trying to explain her to my misses.”

Same way post 2084 went down!
Honest!

[no-to-illegals]

Gosh, think we can pawn them off on Bob?

[Darksheare]

Warning: he’ll eat all your pizza, drink all your beer, and you’ll find strange visitors watching your TV.

[no-to-illegals]

I though it was a she? Bob might not be will to take both of our problems if they aren’t shes.

[no-to-illegals]

I just have to get will and willing right sometimes. Dear Lord.

[NicknamedBob]

"Neither will likely be finished as the characters themselves made the story difficult."

Here, a little editing will fix that write up.

"Neither will likely be finished as the characters themselves made the story difficult."

[no-to-illegals]

Okay Bob, another proposition. Darks and I have a particular problem. I have faith and Darks has a necronomicon as a roommate. Both came with the phone book. Are you willing to allow Darks and myself to send you a phone book with extras?

[Darksheare]

Sure!

[GeronL]

bump

[NicknamedBob]

"Bob might not be willing to take both of our problems if they aren’t shes."

My technique for dealing with women is to give them everything they want and a kitchen for each.

Mostly it works.

[Darksheare]

Karsh Kentu, bellowing like a gurruck on fire, tossed lightning my direction before throwing a chair through the window and running off into the wilds.
Laughing maniacally the whole way.
*sigh*

[Darksheare]

Mostly, but not always.