Anyone who opposes the Affordable Care Act is a subhuman (Why Fry a Turkey when You can Zot Them?)

[Rex1971]

Anyone who opposes the Affordable Care Act is a subhuman. It is a great law but lying republicans are trying to destroy it. I signed up with no problem on the website. Republicans want to repeal my new insurance. Obama is a hero!

[moose07]

Can't believe it, not ‘our’ Darks.....shocked...shocked i tell you!LOL.

[NicknamedBob]

I once gave a ride to a young lady and her dog, she (the young lady) presented me with a missive roughly as intricate as that as part of her job as a "star trek saint".

I met a dog under similar circumstances. The dog seemed very patient.

Kinda miss that dog.

[Lakeshark]

Yeah, he feigns i-n-n-o-c-e-n-t, hiding in that New York tower of his blaming the snow on EVERYONE else.

for those of you in the NSA trying to figure this out: It's hypergaellic code drawn through the fangs of a snake, passed through the lungs of a wraith, then the entrails of a mooose, put through Quickbooks, then frozen at the bottom of Lake Michigan while the shark bets on the Wolverines today. Muahahahahahahaha!

[Darksheare]

Just came in from the outdoors.
We have yeti brawling in the woods.
I need to make a big depression in the snow, add some large Styrofoam “eggs” plus a sign reading ‘Abominable Snowbeast nest’.

Roadcrews here seem to be stumped by this stuff falling from the sky.

[Monkey Face]

You couldn’t, unless you copied and pasted... ;o]

[Monkey Face]

It’s 49 out, but with no gloves, I’m not venturing out. I need to add washer fluid to the reservoir on the truck and top off the anti-freeze, but my fingers got cold just going to Walmart for the stuff.

The forecast for Monday says a high of 68, so I will choose that day to do the touch-up painting. Though I realized this morning that I also need black, as well as the white.

[NicknamedBob]

I don't get it. You're using antifreeze. Why would your fingers get cold?

[null and void]

Because she’s an auntie?

[Tax-chick]

O hai. Back from one meeting, and now I’m sorting music so I can go make copies after the next meeting. It’s cold and rainy outside. The one-legged marathoners returned, saying they got cold and wet. Duh.

[NicknamedBob]

It’s probably cheaper to “go make copies”, but doesn’t your printer have a copy function?

[Tax-chick]

Yes, I have a printer/scanner/copier thingie, but I need 135 copies front-and-back. I’ll make them on the machine at church.

[Tax-chick]

There’s something funny going on with the judge and the chess board, but I haven’t quite sorted it out.

[NicknamedBob]

Yeah. I gave up bookbinding. There’s this printing outfit in North Carolina ...

[Monkey Face]

Because I didn’t dip my fingers in antifreeze...?

[NicknamedBob]

Can’t trust that stuff.

They call it engine coolant, but it gets hot.

[Monkey Face]

I just finished putting distilled water in the antifreeze reservoir and filling up the washer fluid reservoir, and my fingers don’t want to function, even though it’s 54 and sunny outside.

I’m glad it isn’t raining.

[Monkey Face]

It’s only “coolant” in the summer. It becomes antifreeze in the winter, and we only get the 50/50 stuff in Walmart. I guess they figure 23 degrees every night for a couple of weeks isn’t cold enough to freeze the block...

Eeejits.

[null and void]

When the men on the chessboard get up
And tell you where to go
And you’ve just had some kind of mushroom
And your mind is moving low
Go ask Alice, I think she’ll know

When logic and proportion have fallen sloppy dead
And the white knight is talking backwards
And the red queen’s off with her head
Remember what the dormouse said
Feed your head,
Feed your head

[Tax-chick]

I chased down Bill as he was leaving so he could talk to his employer, and I got soaked. “I couldn’t see through the windows,” he said. “Then it’s not safe for you to drive!”

[NicknamedBob]

"Feed your head,
Feed your head"

Transferring wisdom through those funnels,
You call eyes into your head,
To give you memories of past lives,
As gifts of what you’ve read.