Anyone who opposes the Affordable Care Act is a subhuman (Why Fry a Turkey when You can Zot Them?)

[Rex1971]

Anyone who opposes the Affordable Care Act is a subhuman. It is a great law but lying republicans are trying to destroy it. I signed up with no problem on the website. Republicans want to repeal my new insurance. Obama is a hero!

[Darksheare]

It’s ISON!!!
/ end bad joke

[no-to-illegals]

Have no doubt ... They’re Nuts! We certainly have the zer0’s in charge. It must have been a sign of things to come at Pearl Harbor on December 7, 1941. Just took long than expected?

[no-to-illegals]

er er er ... longer

[moose07]

*Scraping Babel fish off ceiling*
...Full on Saxon there...Wow. :)...
Eeeek, stay warm, Darks.

It um,,,wasn't me.

[moose07]

[Monkey Face]

What?

[no-to-illegals]

I am going to relate a true story to everyone this A.M. It involves my email service. Everyone here knows I have family outside of the U.S. in Australia. I was writing an email to family in Australia this A.M. and saw a line in the email (at the bottom) where signing off was an added line underneath signatures from better half and myself of our signatures and the words or something similar ... *are crazy*. I had not typed those words underneath our signatures. Nevertheless ... the words were there. This is a true story. I deleted the words and sent the email. Wish I had been as diligent with my typing, as was in the email, and could make myself clear when typing here .... er er er longer.

[Monkey Face]

...on the not-always-accu-weather said...)

Wouldn't that be "inaccu-weather?"

[no-to-illegals]

Nully, am going after my white flag. I surrender bro.

[Monkey Face]

I. Want. Summer.

[no-to-illegals]

you got me surrounded.

[Monkey Face]

For some reason, that sounds so typically Tom, I was VERY glad I had no coffee in my mouth!

[Monkey Face]

A “half-marathon?” They only run with one leg?

(OK...I’ll go quietly....)

[no-to-illegals]

Heck no you ain’t going nowhere. Cover me ... We may not make it out alive but cover me anyway.

[moose07]

Your new Summer has been ordered from the factory, here in Xschizuwankong.
Due to factory lead times please allow 128 days for delivery.
We thank you for your patience.
(((Huggs)))

[Monkey Face]

How thoroughly calming that information is, Moosie! Thanks!

[no-to-illegals]

Hey it looks like it's just media reps and other assorted flunkies out of the zer0 administration. This is going to be easier than first thought Captain McMillian. Our firearms will not be necessary. I'll go breath on ‘em. My bad breath alone should be enough to clear a path.

[theneanderthal]

Not mine. I grabbed that off the net somewhere. Long long ago.

[moose07]

Well i’m glad you did, as it contains more useful data than 95% of the rest on the stuff on the Net. :)

[no-to-illegals]

All clear Captain. They all fell down. My breath was more lethal than I first thought, but hey you knew did you? I know it was your suggestion I breath on ‘em. I just wanted to look important ... come on Captain .... just once.