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King Tut Was Killed In A Gruesome Chariot Accident, Says Science
Jalopnik ^
| Nov 3, 2013
| Michael Ballaban
Posted on 11/08/2013 8:09:52 PM PST by bkopto
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posted on
11/08/2013 8:09:52 PM PST
by
bkopto
To: bkopto
In the words of Rodney Dangerfield, “The poor guy couldn’t buy a break.”
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posted on
11/08/2013 8:21:39 PM PST
by
RobinOfKingston
(Democrats--the party of Evil. Republicans--the party of Stupid.)
To: bkopto
He was not the last teenager to die in a fast vehicle.He probably was not the first either.
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posted on
11/08/2013 8:24:03 PM PST
by
allendale
To: bkopto
CHARIOTS KILL. BAN CHARIOTS!
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posted on
11/08/2013 8:28:16 PM PST
by
Rembrandt
(Part of the 51% who pay Federal taxes)
To: bkopto
Born in Arizona, moved to Babylona.
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posted on
11/08/2013 8:28:16 PM PST
by
GregoTX
(Keep Calm and Cruz On)
To: bkopto
Tutankhamen was the most famous of all the Egyptian PharaohsUh, no. Thanks for playing.
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posted on
11/08/2013 8:29:53 PM PST
by
Flycatcher
(God speaks to us, through the supernal lightness of birds, in a special type of poetry.)
To: bkopto
Can this be moved to breaking news?
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posted on
11/08/2013 8:31:16 PM PST
by
ClearCase_guy
(21st century. I'm not a fan.)
To: GregoTX
He gave his life for tourism.
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posted on
11/08/2013 8:34:03 PM PST
by
dfwgator
To: bkopto
If only they had CAFE standards! Oh, the humanity!
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posted on
11/08/2013 8:34:14 PM PST
by
Viennacon
To: bkopto
and science said the earth was flat
the sun orbited the earth
Anthropogenic Global Warming was caused by humans and cow farts
that bleeding someone was a sure fire way to cure them
and who the hell knows what they said stars were
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posted on
11/08/2013 8:35:42 PM PST
by
mazda77
To: allendale
He looked old for a teenager....
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posted on
11/08/2013 8:38:55 PM PST
by
massmike
(If I like my tagline,I can keep it! Obama said so..........)
To: SunkenCiv
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posted on
11/08/2013 8:42:44 PM PST
by
bkopto
(Obama and Biden are merely symptoms of a more profound, systemic disease in American body politic.)
To: massmike
That's fake. Here is the real TUT...
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posted on
11/08/2013 8:45:47 PM PST
by
eyedigress
((zOld storm chaser from the west)/ ?s)
To: bkopto
I say he was texting at the time of the accident.
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posted on
11/08/2013 8:46:02 PM PST
by
Conservative4Ever
(A pox on the House of Apple and the ios7 horse they rode in on.)
To: Conservative4Ever
That’s believable. Do you have any idea how complex the ASCII codes for heiroglyphics are?
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posted on
11/08/2013 8:47:22 PM PST
by
Little Pig
(Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici.)
To: Conservative4Ever
I say he was texting at the time of the accident. Or in his day "scrolling" while driving.
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posted on
11/08/2013 8:57:35 PM PST
by
Inyo-Mono
(NRA)
To: eyedigress
now this is UNFORGETTABLE!
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posted on
11/08/2013 9:02:25 PM PST
by
lesliecortner
(OMG! laz THAT'S SOOO FUNNY!!)
To: eyedigress
King Tut (King Tut)
Now when he was a young man,
He never thought he’d see
People stand in line to see the boy king.
(King Tut) How’d you get so funky?
(Funky Tut) Did you do the monkey?
Born in Arizona,
Moved to Babylonia (king Tut).
(King Tut) Now, if I’d known
They’d line up just to see him,
I’d taken all my money
And bought me a museum. (king Tut)
Buried with a donkey (funky Tut)
He’s my favorite honkey!
Born in Arizona,
Moved to Babylonia (king Tut)
(Tut, Tut) Dancin’ by the Nile, (Disco Tut, Tut)
The ladies love his style, (boss Tut, Tut)
Rockin’ for a mile (rockin’ Tut, Tut)
He ate a crocodile.
He gave his life for tourism.
Golden idol!
He’s an Egyptian.
They’re selling you!
Now, when I die,
Now don’t think I’m a nut,
Don’t want no fancy funeral,
Just one like ole king Tut. (king Tut)
He coulda won a Grammy, (king Tut)
Buried in his Jammies, (king Tut)
Born in Arizona, moved to Babylonia,
He was born in Arizona, got a condo made of stone-a,
King Tut!
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posted on
11/08/2013 9:49:12 PM PST
by
Moonman62
(The US has become a government with a country, rather than a country with a government.)
To: bkopto
Son you’re gonna drive me to drinkin’ if you don’t stop drivn’ that...
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posted on
11/08/2013 10:13:44 PM PST
by
NoLibZone
(The reason we are where we are today is the belief that posting on a website will fix the nation.)
To: Conservative4Ever
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posted on
11/08/2013 10:35:28 PM PST
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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