[ToastedHead]

“Coyotes or Foxes are your suspects. “

This is not simple workplace violence. You cannot rule out terrorism at this time. Unless you have some kind of agenda. Are you hoping the killer is Christian?

[Dysart]

This is a domestic situation. We have accumulated evidence which will prove the chickens brought this on themselves, what with their raucous clucking and whatnot. The question of their faith or Tea Party affiliation is being studied by experts, but terrorism has been ruled out. Nothing to see here.