[Dysart]

This is a domestic situation. We have accumulated evidence which will prove the chickens brought this on themselves, what with their raucous clucking and whatnot. The question of their faith or Tea Party affiliation is being studied by experts, but terrorism has been ruled out. Nothing to see here.

[ToastedHead]

I appreciate your analysis, and concur. Perhaps one of the ladies was being asked to produce an unrealistic amount of eggs. It could very well be workplace discrimination. Do we know the country of origin of all poultry involved?