[Portcall24]

Wonderful news. We can remove the x-ray machine at the boarding gate without fear of terrorists getting on the mission.

[Farnsworth]

Now have another reason for wanting to go to Mars.

[DoodleDawg]

So if a Muslim is on the Mars mission then how are they going to locate Mecca so they know what direction to pray?

[tractorman]

Too bad they don’t all go to Mars instead.

[Paladin2]

I claim that weapons beyond those available to ‘Ham-mad are haram.

[DManA]

And no time travel. Time travel is an abomination.

[Buckeye McFrog]

Curious, as the length of a day on Mars is approximately the same as that on Earth.

I thought perhaps the issue was days that last 326 hours. They’d all starve to death during Ramadan in that case.

[DManA]

Going to the sun is fine for a good Muslim. As long as they do it at night.

[LibLieSlayer]

I want to live on MARS!

[qam1]

The mission has drawn applications from more than 200 thousand people worldwide. 477 Saudi citizens have applied for the mission, and six have so far been accepted.

So does that mean 6 people out of all 200,000 or 6 Saudis out of the 477 Saudis that applied??????

If the latter I would suggest to whomever is putting this together to visit a prison before buying into this "Diversity is Strength" nonsense.

[JoeProBono]

[KarlInOhio]

If only such a fatwa was issued in the 7th century about leaving the Arabian peninsula.

[onedoug]

NO MUSLIMS

Works for me.

[deadrock]

Peanut and Muslim free Mars.

[The Sons of Liberty]

Fatwa forbids Muslims from traveling to Mars

Well, there goes the NASA muslim outreach! I guess we can chalk it up as ANOTHER one of the usurper's failed initiatives.

[GeronL]

Saudi Arabia announces plan to send goat, camel to Mars

“We are in the forefront of diversity for our sexual minorities” the country said in a press release

[workerbee]

ROFL — somebody got a head-start on your Friday gig!

[righttackle44]

"These experiments will lead to the destruction of those who try, and so should be done with animals, not people," he said.

Hey, Al. If certain Muslims go, it WILL be done with animals: all those who commit honor killings, all those who harm children, and all those hurt little girls who want an education.

[HeartlandOfAmerica]

I think it’s a great deal. They can have this one planet and we can take over the rest of the universe!

[TexasRepublic]

Fine! Send all those buggers to the planet Mercury instead!