Posted on 11/03/2013 11:13:38 AM PST by Vaquero
Subject: What scandal?
Bob: "Did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?
Jim: "You mean the Mexican gun running?"
Bob: "No, the other one."........
Bob: "Did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?
Jim: "You mean the Mexican gun running?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "You mean SEAL Team 6?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "You mean the State Dept. lying about Benghazi?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "You mean voter fraud?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "You mean the military not getting their votes counted?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "You mean that 3 or 4 of Obama's GAY friends were mysteriously MURDERED
when they came forward with claims he was gay too?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything else?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "You mean the drones in our own country without the benefit of the
law?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "Giving 123 Technologies $300 Million and right after it declared
bankruptcy and was sold to the Chinese?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "You mean the president arming the Muslim Brotherhood?"
Bob: "No the other one:.
Jim: "The IRS targeting conservatives?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "The DOJ spying on the press?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "Sebelius shaking down health insurance executives?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "Giving SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and 3 months later they declared
bankruptcy and then the Chinese bought it?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "The president's ordering the release of nearly 10,000 illegal
immigrants from jails and prisons, and falsely blaming the sequester?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "The president's threat to impose gun control by Executive Order in
order to bypass Congress?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "The president's repeated violation of the law requiring him to submit
a budget no later than the first Monday in February?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "The 2012 vote where 115% of all registered voters in some counties
voted 100% for Obama?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "The president's unconstitutional recess appointments in an attempt to
circumvent the Senate's advise-and-consent role?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "The State Department interfering with an Inspector General
investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "Clinton, the IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "I give up! ... Oh wait, I think I got it! You mean that 65 million
low-information voters who don't pay taxes and get free stuff from taxpayers
and stuck us again with the most pandering, corrupt administration in
American history?
Bob: "THAT'S THE ONE"
Actually not so much a vanity as an email a friend sent me.
SCANDLE?
Apparently it involves spelling.
I can’t handal any more scandles.
Copied a friends email and took it for “granite” that the spelling was right. Of course it is much harder to post from this iPhone than my laptop.
Great list!
That is priceless! :)
Jim: "You mean when Obama stopped NASA from doing space research and directed them to concentrate on Global Warming and Muslim Outreach?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "You mean when Obama issued an Executive Order that will bankrupt most counties in America all for the sake of unproven Global Warming lies?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "You mean when Obama threatened to shut off Food Stamp cards in November to pressure Congress to give in to his outrageous, uncompromising positions during the Budget Shutdown?"
Jim: "Michelle Obama's college friend getting 600 million for a website that doesn't work?" MO< Bob: "No, the other one."
Whatever happens RC, I’ve got your Bach.
Must add “Bombing Libya without consent of Congress”
You mean the millions of people the administration knew in 2010 would not be able to keep their plans?
You have to admit, it is quite a Liszt.
Nothing like a Greatest Hit’s collection to ruin your Sunday Afternoon.
I’ll be Bach.
I’m going Chopin.
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