[M Kehoe]

being an alcoholic, I was trying to get my beer out," said Walter Serpit,

You don't need to be an alcoholic to save your beer. The general sequence of heroism is: children, pets, beer, wife.

INCOMING!

5.56mm

[GeronL]

Ron Howard can buy the movie rights

[Responsibility2nd]

You don't need to be an alcoholic to save your beer. The general sequence of heroism is: children, pets, beer, wife.

 

Maybe wife then beer. Maybe wife to carry the beer out instead.