“men are pigs and need to learn to clean up after themselves”
Toilets are too low for most guys.
And the water is too cold.
Police order man to tone down Halloween display in honor of dead grandmother... ‘It’s making children cry’...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2464171/Its-making-children-Police-tell-man-tone-annual-charity-Halloween-display-honour-grandmother.html
[speaking of little weeping weiners ...]
Weiner: I’d be mayor ‘if Internet didn’t exist’...
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/election/weiner-mayor-internet-article-1.1488260
VICTIM TO MUGGER: BACK OFF, I’M AN NSA INTERN!
http://washingtonexaminer.com/spy-shy-mugger-thwarted-by-nsa-intern-on-capitol-hill/article/2537252
Larry Flynt Opposes Death Penalty For His Shooter; Wants Torture Instead...
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/larry-flynt-dont-execute-man-649158
CRAZY: House Stenographer Yanked From Chamber Ranting About Freemasons...
http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2013/10/house-stenographer-yanked-from-chamber-ranting-about-god-freemasons/
Motorcyclist arrested for going 140 mph tells cops he needed bathroom break...
http://www.pekintimes.com/article/20131016/NEWS/131019705
Miami Teacher Fired For Giving Students Alcohol, Condoms...
http://www.wsvn.com/news/articles/local/21011965802978/teacher-fired-for-illegedly-giving-minors-alcohol-condoms/
And most pee on toilets seats is just toilet water splashback.
Give us a urinal in every home!