So true...
To: Slings and Arrows; Glenn; republicangel; Beaker; BADROTOFINGER; etabeta; asgardshill; devane617; ...
2 posted on
09/30/2013 11:51:32 AM PDT by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
I refuse to click through 23 pages to read this.
Why can’t the author just present the list and be done with it.
3 posted on
09/30/2013 11:56:54 AM PDT by
BuffaloJack
(Gun Control is the Key to totalitarianism and genocide.)
To: Slings and Arrows
...and the bathroom has a strange odor that never fully goes away...
No, the whole damn house smells from the street. Your clothes and your very being rank of cat feces. Don't kid yourselves.
To: Slings and Arrows
1) You have a house that smells like a litterbox
2) You find it perfectly acceptable to have a cat kicking around its droppings inside a litterbox and then proceed to walk on your kitchen table and kitchen counters.
12 posted on
09/30/2013 12:17:05 PM PDT by
Arthurio
To: Slings and Arrows
Funny (and yes, true)... I liked the cat in front of the television; happens constantly here.
14 posted on
09/30/2013 12:19:07 PM PDT by
mlizzy
(If people spent an hour a week in Eucharistic adoration, abortion would be ended. --Mother Teresa)
To: Slings and Arrows
the bathroom has a strange odor that never fully goes away. The bathroom? I've always found that with cat owners, you pretty much smell "cat" upon entering their house, and it follows you all around.
23 posted on
09/30/2013 12:25:57 PM PDT by
Lou L
(Health "insurance" is NOT the same as health "care")
To: Slings and Arrows
My blinds really do look like this:
28 posted on
09/30/2013 12:35:37 PM PDT by
Huntress
("Politicians exploit economic illiteracy." --Walter Williams)
To: Slings and Arrows
23 signs that you're a cat person and proud of it
The biggest sign is an aversion to trailing behind an animal, picking up it's feces. I love dogs, as long as someone else takes care of them. Cats - I throw out their litter once a week, pour some more in - they're happy, I'm happy, life goes on. I like low maintenance pets, and dogs - while many other wonderful things - are not low maintenance.
To: Slings and Arrows
Family had a male gray cat when we were kids and he acted just like a person.
Except when he went out mice hunting and would bring them back alive to toy with, then finally bite off their heads.
He used to poke my mom’s head for a snack and she finally bought a water pistal to stop that,
Brother taught him to bang on piano for food (at 6am)
Really Liked that cat
37 posted on
09/30/2013 1:06:37 PM PDT by
sickoflibs
(To GOP : Any path to US Citizenship IS putting them ahead in line. Stop lying about your position)
To: Slings and Arrows
40 posted on
09/30/2013 1:31:44 PM PDT by
boatbums
(God is ready to assume full responsibility for the life wholly yielded to Him.)
To: Slings and Arrows
There is a stray cat in my neighborhood that had kittens one month ago. The mother cat comes to our house to be fed daily. The kittens are living in bushes in front of a neighbors house. I want to go over and get them and bring them to my house so I can take care of them. I cannot keep them inside my house because I’m allergic. The kittens would have to stay outside in my backyard but I’m afraid the mother cat will come and take them away. If I don’t get them they will become feral.
52 posted on
09/30/2013 4:16:53 PM PDT by
diamond6
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