I’ll take that bird off their hands if they don’t want it.
“How Blue Was My Valley”
No video? Lame. What is this? 1995?
The old ones are the best:
A woman goes into the pet shop and falls for this talking parrot.
“I should warn you,” the shop keeper tells her, “He was brought up in a house of ill-repute and can be rather cheeky at times.”
Undetered, the woman buys the parrot and takes it home with her.
On getting home, the parrot looks around at his new surroundings and exclaims, “New house, new Madam, Right!” The woman is slightly taken aback but sees the funny side.
A little while later her two teenages daugthers arrive home from school. “New girls!” sqwaks the parrot. The mother explains about the parrot and they all have a giggle.
Just then, the woman’s husband comes in from work. “Nice to see you, Frank!” says the parrot. Frank blushes.
‘x’in AWESOME!!!
My in laws knew a couple who had a parrot. Everytime the wife would walk by the parrot would say “bend over Doris” Not sure how long that marriage lasted. :-)