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1 posted on 09/19/2013 1:34:05 PM PDT by BenLurkin
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To: BenLurkin

Maybe its been so long that even microbial life has vanished


2 posted on 09/19/2013 1:35:55 PM PDT by GeronL
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To: BenLurkin

Mars is more sterile than an operating room.


3 posted on 09/19/2013 1:36:40 PM PDT by Blood of Tyrants (From time to time the tree of liberty must be watered with the blood of tyrants and patriots.)
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To: BenLurkin

Too bad. Keep looking.


4 posted on 09/19/2013 1:37:09 PM PDT by I want the USA back
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Maybe whoever lives there doesn’t fart...


5 posted on 09/19/2013 1:42:16 PM PDT by WayneS (Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos...)
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To: BenLurkin

Maybe Martians don’t take dumps??


6 posted on 09/19/2013 1:43:57 PM PDT by Noob1999 (Loose Lips, Sink Ships)
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To: BenLurkin

Maybe the use Fabreze


8 posted on 09/19/2013 2:33:30 PM PDT by Cyman
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But the scientists responsible for project funding assured us there was atmospheric methane on Mars?


11 posted on 09/22/2013 10:51:11 AM PDT by fso301
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Reminds me of the Steve Martin bit about the “fart zone layer”. Everyone’s farts go to the fart zone which is why we need to protect the ozone layer. Looks like Mars has no fart zone.


12 posted on 09/22/2013 12:20:06 PM PDT by LiberConservative (I took the red pill)
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