[Harmless Teddy Bear]

If we shadows have offended,
Think but this, and all is mended.
That you have but slumbered here
while these visions did appear.
And this weak and idle theme,
no more yielding but a dream.

If you didn't like the play, it's because you fell asleep and dreamed the WHOLE thing.

Try not eating so many chili dogs before the show.

(the last line is my own interjection. See I could have been Shakespeare!)

[BenLurkin]

Chili dogs. Heck yeah!