[Slings and Arrows]

Thanks to nickcarraway for the link!

[ErnBatavia]

Judging by the Vienna Sausage pics that made the rounds, Carlos Danger should be father of the year.

[grobdriver]

I wonder how many millions of tax payer dollars went into this earth-shaking, need-to-know research.

[Anton.Rutter]

Filing that info away for a future argument ;^)

[paudio]

Now, armed with the size of men’s balls, they will start to look at all kind of behaviors that individual researchers are interested in. The list include (not an exhaustive one) of studies that we might hear in not so distance future:

The size of testicles is associated with:
- being conservative/ liberals
- left/right handed
- homo/heterosexual
- cheating/faithful
- lying
- success in life
- longevity
- smart
- rich/poor
- voting for 0bama
- etc, etc...

[x]

I guess what we're missing here is a study about whether large testicles really do mean big, brass -- well, you know.

Could it be that there's no actual correlation beyond slang and folk wisdom?

[LibWhacker]

So now y’all know something about your dad you didn’t know before.

[Mr. K]

1) how much tax money was used for this

2) what are the objective standards for “good dad”

[familyop]

Haha, that’s funny. Proportional to their body size, gorillas have small testicles. Chimpanzees have large ones.

[MamaB]

This reminds me of a tv show I saw a few weeks ago. A man had his 132 lb scrotum removed. Never heard anything like that before. He was a different person afterwards.

[vetvetdoug]

This flies in the face of a study of which I was a part 35 years ago. Bulls with bigger testicles were better sires, they had better settle rates and their sperm was more active and had fewer defects than those with smaller testicles. I guess our study was defective and not gay enough.

[Paladin2]

How small? Zer0?

[SoldierDad]

At the present time my eldest son would say I’m a lousy father.

[browniexyz]

But... how do they get to BE dads?

[Vendome]

Sure they do.

Him do they become dads in the first place?

[Pollster1]

I’m glad to hear that Malia and Sasha have the best father in the history of the world.

[metmom]

55 men is hardly a statistically significant sampling.

[1010RD]

which suggests they are more nurturing fathers

Or that the kids are being raised by two mommies. Where's the study proving the outcomes are better? GIGO

[JRios1968]

WORST. FATHER. EVER.

[Morgana]

You realize this thread will be filled with more information that we all want to know about male FReepers?

[Hoodat]

My father must have had elephant balls.