Posted on 09/06/2013 5:40:23 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
"We have been very clear to the Assad regime, but also to other players on the ground, that a red line for us is we start seeing a whole bunch of chemical weapons moving around or being utilized," the president said. "That would change my calculus. That would change my equation." ~ Barack Obama, 2012
“First of all, I didn’t set a red line. The world set a red line,” Obama said, “So when I said that my calculus would be altered by chemical weapons, which the overall consensus of humanity says is wrong — that’s not something I just made up. I didn’t pick it out of thin air,” Obama said. “My credibility is not on the line. The international community’s credibility is on the line, and America and Congress’s credibility’s on the line.” ~ Barack Obama, 2013
Obama: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"
*Nobody stands up*
Obama: "I'm sure there are some stupid people over here!!"
*Reporter Johnny stands up*
Obama: "Ohh, Johnny you think you're stupid?"
Reporter Johnny: "No... I just feel bad that you're standing alone..."
Me too!
LOL!
Just d-mn!
Think of your secretary...
LOL!!!!
YES!
Panties and maybe even a bra or two...just because it feels good.
see how easy it is to turn any thread into a Blazing Saddle thread.....AWESOME
As long as it makes them feel pretty, who are we to judge?
C’mon, boys! The way you’re leanin’ on them picks and them shovels, you’d think it was a hunnerd-twenty out here. It can’t be more than a hunnerd-fourteen!
ARE BELONG TO ME
Here, Here!!!
And for my next impression... Jesse Owens!
There once was a pervert named Weiner,
who had a perverted demeanor.
Forced from the Hill for acting like Bill,
now Congress is one weiner leaner.
There was a young poet named Dan
Whose limericks no one would scan
When asked why it was
He answered, “Because
I always try to fit everything into the last line that I possibly can.”
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