Sorry, I only see clowns in this picture.
So, without further adieu, my caption: < stirring music begins from the top > : SEND IN, THE CLOWNS.........
(really, what IS it with this guy and his constant need to put his dang feet on priceless pieces of furniture....does he have a foot fetish or something?)
From the Online Urban Dictionary.
ass clown (ás kloun) n.: one, who, through the fault of his parents conception, is a skid mark in society's collective underwear.